If you plan on fighting crime while sporting a pair of boobs, you can find whatever you need at the same fetish shop that outfits half the Matrix. We can’t tell you why this is the case, just like we can’t tell you why blind people shop for sneakers at the same place as priests and basketball referees. Nor are we complaining. Be it leather, latex, PVC or rubber, if it’s skin tight and it’s shiny you are apparently required to fight crime in it.
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