“You’re the only one.”Well, then, who better to serve as Springfield’s first wrestling commissioner in at least 34 years than me, the McGrim Reaper?I began to wonder how I could prove myself.I remember once seeing a wrestler rip a phone book in half on TV while being interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund, whom Mayor Copeland sort of resembles if you really, really squint.Surely, tearing a phone book in two would win me the job and, luckily, Springfield’s gets slimmer every year.

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